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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 03:21

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Nuts and Butts

Catatonics & High Colonics

When did you realize that your childhood was not normal?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Just Forget it!

How can fashion design be used to make a political statement in popular culture, and society?

Thumbs down again.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Why do North Indians, living in Bangalore, not bother to learn Kannada?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Freaks and Cheeks

Why do flat-earth conspiracy theorists believe that photos from space, including those of satellites, are fake?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Then came..

Analysis & Anal Cysts

With so much evidence supporting the flat Earth theory, why aren't more resources dedicated to studying it?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

No, not a chance

Still no good

Why is every human messed up in some way?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

So, the docs changed it to read

What will help me to get a bigger butt naturally?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Next, they tried...

Why am I so jealous towards couples? Why am I tired of being single and feel my life is over?

No way

Loons and Moons

So they tried

I was awaken between 2-3am by a voice that said “Hey”. Literally right next to my ear. Sounded like a males voice, but it wasn’t stern or deep. What could this mean?

They put up a sign reading

Another attempt resulted in ...

FX’s ‘Alien: Earth’ Official Trailer Reveals a Predatory Twist - The Hollywood Reporter

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No go.

Why do guys have better skin than women even though women use more product?

share office space ...

Still no good.

Unacceptable again!

Hickman's just lost 95% of Arizona chickens to bird flu and says it will take 2 years to rebuild - KJZZ